Eckkneipe • who was wearing High Heels

25.07.2014, 10:06 - mecheS66xh - Rank 1 - 2 Beiträge
WWE Smackdown Results
We start off with a video recap of Kane's FANTASTIC Promo last week after winning the World Title at Money In The Bank, as well as Rey becoming the 1 Contender and the confrontation between him and Kane.
From there we transition to the LIVE Show and we are immediately treated to a close up red lighted shot of Kane in the ring, as the dramatic music plays and Kane is mid promo, and Kane reveals that yesterday, for the first time in 2 Months as he was sitting beside the bed of his lifeless brother, The Undertaker. MOVED!. But, not only did he move, He opened his eyes!. and when he opened his eyes. he said two words. two words that sealed the fate of a man. two words that 'revealed' the man who took him out. "Rey Mysterio". Kane goes on to give an AMAZING AMAZING promo that I could never do justice, but in the end, after summing up the reasons why Rey had done it, Kane reveals through the use of a coffin in the ring that at Summerslam, Kane is going to put Rey in that casket and force him to suffer the same pain that he forced his brother to go through. So it looks like the Summerslam SD Main Event will be a Casket match between Kane and Rey Mysterio. Great Promo here and I definitely suggest you find it on youtube as it is much more intricate and in depth than what I can describe. Kane symbolically closes the Casket causing the screen to go black and sending us toPretty solid match between the two here, including some pretty innovative spots involving the ring apron and the stairs, but really the story of this match is in the ending. McIntyre had been working on Christian's arm for the entire match and all seemed lost for Cap't Charisma but OUT OF NOWHERE! Christian rolled McIntyre up for the win! Strange. there was no one Hardy encounter whatsoever. so perhaps that story is over.
From there we go to a DASHING Cody Rhodes vignette were Cody and his stupid nose ring show us that every man should give themselves a facial to avoid zits and acne. This week he is playing pool in a Marty McFly like checkered button up shirt, as he talks about excellence and how he is the elite in everything he does. he then proceeds to sink 4 Balls with one shot. winks at the camera, speaks in spanish and tells us who he is. Alberto Del Rio.
CM Punk is Bald. and angry, as he wonders aloud which of his hairless buddies will let him down tonight, as he goes through the list of things that the SES members have done to disappoint him in recent weeks. He calls them all NOTHING without him.
WAHHHHOOOOOOOO Its the Big Show. as we learn that the match that had no reason to not happen last week will be happening tonight, it will be Big Show vs Luke Gallows NEXT after thewe come back to ANOTHER brief history of Big Shows anti SES antics as of late.
SES make their way to the ring as Gallows gets his own music.
Big Show defeated Luke Gallows via DQ
Early into this match Show threw Luke into the corner and Screamed at Tony Chimel to come up onto the apron with a microphone and place it at Luke's chest as Big Show SLAPPPED it! Echoing the sick sound throughout the arena. From there Big Show threw Luke to the outside, and this was Big Show's mistake as CM Punk immediately snuck up behind Show and began throwing kicks to his legs. causing the DQ. Within seconds all of the SES jumped Show and beat him down, throwing him into the stairs choking him out and putting Big Show CHOKESLAM/KNOCKOUT hand onto the steel stairs as CM Punk and Selena (who was wearing High Heels) STOMPED IT OUT for minutes on end.
From here we are treated to the arrival of everyone's favorite Ex Jamaican, Kofi Kingston. Followed by the arrival of Billy Gunn 2010 . I mean Dolph Ziggler, as we get ANOTHER rematch from last week.
Dolph Ziggler defeated Kofi Kingston by DQ (Non Title)
Pretty good match, but it suffered from a dead crowd whom are midway through their show at this point so weren't really overly excited for anything. The ending came after Kofi found himself lying on the bottom rope and getting SLAPPED by Vickie Guerrero. Kofi's expression turned to pure rage as HE JUST SNAPPED! And began laying waste to Dolph. getting himself DQ'ed in the process. He wasn't done however, as he then threw Dolpy onto the announcers table and began slamming Ziggler's head into it over and over,. THEN he threw Dolph into the barricade as Striker realized that this was ALL Vickie's fault.
Josh Matthews is joined by The All American American, Jack Swagger. Swagger is NOT in the mood for Josh's stupid questions, Swagger demands that Josh only ask him what he plans to do to Rey Mysterio tonight in a NO DQ Match. the answer: He's going to break his arms. his legs. Throw him into a wall, down. stairs.
EXCUSE HER!!! EXCUSE HER!!! Vickie Guerrero is here! And she announces although the following match is for the Women's Championship, LAYLA will not be defending the title because she is CO Champion with Michelle McCool. And with the "power invested tiffany outlet as me" Vickie announces McCool will be the one who defends the title tonight! McCool and Layla dance around and McCool does jumping jacks and shadow boxes with Layla then does a whole bunch of sexy impressive push up until Tiffany starts beating the crap outta Michelle to start the match
Michelle McCool defeated Tiffany to retain the Women's Championship
Tiffany hits a SUPERPLEX on Michelle McCool. and ALMOST gets the 3 Count. at that point Layla grabs Tiffany's leg, Kelly Kelly gets taken out by Layla, Tiffany takes out Layla climbs the Turnbuckle but gets caught by Michelle and leads to the STYLES CLA I mean Faith Breaker as McCool picks up the win
As they are celebrating however, Theordore Long showed up on the Titan Tron to tell Lay Cool the "fun is over" There is only ONE Women's Championship. and next week, either they will decide which one of them it is, or Teddy will.